And if you order now
We'll also include
This platinum plated
Oversize ammunition clip
Only if you act on Memorial Day
Yes, that's right, you'll get:
The genuine Chinese AK-47 Assault Rifle
A belt with TWO THOUSAND rounds of ammo
The deluxe cleaning and blood stain removal kit
Latex gloves for use when shooting homos
And the bonus Platinum Plated Oversize Ammo Clip!
But Wait!!!:
That's still not all!!!:
As a part of this Special TV Offer
If you order before the end of this
Info-Para-Mili-Mercial
We'll also include
A framed black and white photo
Of Chuck Grimsword
With his AK-47 in hand
And his booted foot on the fresh carcass
Of a Vietnamese mother just slaughtered in her native village
Remember
This special offer is only good on Memorial Day
In honor of our great heroes
Act Now!
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